THE CLUSTERF*CK

THE CLUSTERF*Ck

membership


What is the Clusterf*ck? The Clusterf*ck is our private membership group that provides our members with exclusive benefits and limited edition releases that are only available to our members.


All members will receive a 365 day access from the day they sign up for the Clusterf*ck membership. Once you have signed up and your membership has been processed you will also receive a welcome pack from Battalion Cigars and the Clusterf*ck


Membership is limited to 100 members.

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WHAT ARE THE BENEFITS?

EXCLUSIVITY

The Clusterf*ck will only be available to the first 100 members. Once the club is full, the only way you will be able to join is if another member leaves the club.


Member will have access to Members-Only exclusive items.

CONNECTION

Members will have access to monthly live Herf's with the Battalion Cigar Crew.


You will also have access to exclusive Clusterf*ck Whiskey Single Barrel Picks and the opportunity to be picked to go on a Single Barrel Pick with us!

Limited Edition Cigars

Limited Edition Cigars made exclusively for the Clusterf*ck members. These will not be made available in the Battalion Cigars store to regular customers. These custom blends are limited run one time special club offerings.

Clusterf*ck Merch

Members will have access to purchase special Club-only Limited edition merchandise created quarterly.


Items will range from Seasonal Apparel, Hats, and Accessories.

THE VAULT

The cigar "VAULT" will be open to Clusterf*ck members once a year. The "VAULT" is access to purchase the previously released and OUT OF STOCK cigars, LE cigars, and will also give Clusterf*uck members access to purchase unreleased cigar collaborations we have made for private groups and whiskey companies.

Behind the scenes

Members will have access to see what goes on behind the scenes. From the rolling of our cigars, the design process of our merch and vitolas, and access to behind-the-scenes Herf's as we select new customs blends and LE releases.


We will work on setting up a Clusterf*ck Discord as well.

FAQs

The FAQ should answer any possible questions that were not answered above.

  • What is the Clusterf*ck?

    The Clusterf*ck is our membership group that provides our members with exclusive benefits and limited edition releases that are only available to our members. 


    All members will receive a 365-day access from the day they sign up for the Clusterf*ck membership. Once you have signed up and your membership has been processed you will also receive a welcome pack from Battalion Cigars and the Clusterf*ck

  • How Exclusive is the group?

    The Clusterf*ck will only be available to the first 100 members. Once the club is full, the only way you will be able to join is if another member leaves the club.


    We DO NOT plan on expanding the group beyond 100 members.

  • What is the Cost?

    The cost to join the Clusterf*ck will be $199.99 for members who sign up before September 30, 2024. ( After September 30, 2024, the cost will be $249.99)


    This will grant you full access to the Clusterf*ck membership benefits for 365 days from the time of sign-up. You will receive a reminder 15 days before your membership is up to renew.

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